i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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