are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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