jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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