Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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