oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Porn is love you can see.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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