He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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