worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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