I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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