i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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