Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
