Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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