I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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