How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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