Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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