Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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