You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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