Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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