wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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