It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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