I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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