I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm always down for nudity.
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