did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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