i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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