I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
