soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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