community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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