i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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