problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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