And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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