The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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