did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the day after is always just damage control
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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