and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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