Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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