is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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