so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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