SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
This is classic penis vs brain.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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