Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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