Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
