guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
did you just send me my own nude
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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