Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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