There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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