I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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