so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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