Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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