I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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