I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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