She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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