you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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