on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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