He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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