i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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