can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
