so explain again why im purple
no
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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